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Roaster building rules
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Lawnmowerman |
Posted on 10/23/2012 11:26 PM
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These are the rules. I didnt write them, but I believe they are very good rules to abide by......for me at least. 1. I will only work on one roaster at a time. 2. I will not modify the poppery2 until I obtain another poppery2. 3. I will not clutter up the house with accumulated parts that might be one day be used on a roaster... or the front porch. 4.When my wife asks what Im thinking, I wont mention that Im thinking about building a roaster. 5.When at the store, I will shop for the things I came to the store for. 6. If I have only only one working roaster, I will not tear it apart and turn it into a non working roaster. 7. If I bring anything home that is roaster or coffee related, I will not obscure this fact from my wife. 8. Cheap or free is the way to go. 9. I will not cut up any more of the household baking tins. 10. For every part that I purchase to build a roaster, I will bring home two gifts for my wife.
Bad coffee prevails when good coffee roasters stand by and do nothing.
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Lawnmowerman |
Posted on 10/23/2012 11:41 PM
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My wife has reviewed these rules, has verified that they are altogether true and correct, and has approved them for posting to this site. I agree with these rules, as they apply to me, and for the most part, have been able to abide by them. I am not writing this under diress, nor have I been coerced. Furthermore, I honestly believe that I have the most wonderful wife in the world, and I am so blessed to have her as my own. Feel free to adopt any of these roaster building rules as your own. How many thought this was a thread on construction techniques?
Bad coffee prevails when good coffee roasters stand by and do nothing.
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John Despres |
Posted on 10/24/2012 12:51 AM
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Uh, oh.... I think someone's wife has hacked his HRO account.![]() Respect the bean.
John Despres Fresh Roast 8, Gene Cafe, JYTT 1k, Quest M3, Mazzer Mini, Technivorm, various size presses and many more brewers. |
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RoasterRob |
Posted on 10/24/2012 2:53 AM
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I think I have broken more of these rules than I haven't. Especially #1, I have about 4 roaster builds on the go. The roaster I currently use keeps getting mods along the way too. Rob VBM Minimax 2gp, 1gp Reneka Techno, 2 gp la Pavoni Pub, la Cimbali M28, SJ Maz, FB 6kg HM roaster and other stuff
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ginny |
Posted on 10/24/2012 5:41 AM
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rules, rules, what's a rules??? ginny ![]() |
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Koffee Kosmo |
Posted on 10/24/2012 7:21 AM
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I overcome problems with the wife by designing with her input Also most of my 20+ designs were conceived in my mind or in dreams KK I home roast and I like it. Designer of the KKTO
Roaster Build information https://homeroast...ad_id=1142 https://docs.goog...lide=id.i0 Blog - http://koffeekosm...gspot.com/ Bezzera Strega, Mazzer Robur Grinder, Pullman Tamper Convex, (KKTO) Turbo Oven Home Roaster. |
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JETROASTER |
Posted on 10/24/2012 8:54 AM
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"1. I will only work on one roaster at a time." .....may not be a wise R+D policy.....but whatever works I guess. "4.When my wife asks what Im thinking, I wont mention that Im thinking about building a roaster." ....you won't need to ...she already knows the answer. "5.When at the store, I will shop for the things I came to the store for." ....this wording does not exclude looking for OTHER roaster parts...very clever. "6. If I have only only one working roaster, I will not tear it apart and turn it into a non working roaster. " ...this is just common sense "7. If I bring anything home that is roaster or coffee related, I will not obscure this fact from my wife." .....this 'good faith' policy seems to conflict with the covert sentiments of rule #4 "10. For every part that I purchase to build a roaster, I will bring home two gifts for my wife. " ....very wise indeed. This may be the most important policy. I would include 'assemblies' in place of 'parts'....this will help keep the budget under control! Best of luck balancing the creative with the responsible! -Scott |
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Lawnmowerman |
Posted on 10/24/2012 10:01 AM
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Thanks Scott. You read what I wrote between the lines! As for rule 1: it is possible to work on 1 roaster @ a time on the same day! Just follow rule3 very closely. John, my wife set up my HRO account. I am most greatful. Paul, I have read about your cabinet that packs everything away. Great idea!
Bad coffee prevails when good coffee roasters stand by and do nothing.
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Lawnmowerman |
Posted on 10/24/2012 10:02 AM
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Thanks Scott. You read what I wrote between the lines! As for rule 1: it is possible to work on 1 roaster @ a time on the same day! Just follow rule3 very closely. John, my wife set up my HRO account. I am most greatful. Paul, I have read about your cabinet that packs everything away. Great idea!
Bad coffee prevails when good coffee roasters stand by and do nothing.
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Dan |
Posted on 10/24/2012 10:26 AM
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So who did write them??? |
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Lawnmowerman |
Posted on 10/24/2012 3:54 PM
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Hi Dan. I couldnt say I wrote them, because my wife dictated them to me. I did put them to text, and I was the cause of them, so technically...
Bad coffee prevails when good coffee roasters stand by and do nothing.
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flyingtravis |
Posted on 10/24/2012 9:37 PM
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I think Rule 10. "For every part that I purchase to build a roaster, I will bring home two gifts for my wife." has to be followed...Its the only way to not sneak parts into the house. I am only a couple weeks into my build and my wife is already tired of me talking about it. Maybe she needs more gifts LOL! |
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Dan |
Posted on 10/25/2012 7:21 AM
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Oh, so they aren't rules so much as they are commandments! |
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Ringo |
Posted on 10/25/2012 8:41 AM
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New rule, Do this for your wife. It is not healthy for her to get mad all the time. All boxes of roaster parts must be delivered to work not your house. This prevents the "YOU HAVE BOXES" or "I SHOULD INVEST IN UPS".
All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
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John Despres |
Posted on 10/25/2012 12:28 PM
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I don't build my roasters at home. I just bring them home if I ever finish them...
Respect the bean.
John Despres Fresh Roast 8, Gene Cafe, JYTT 1k, Quest M3, Mazzer Mini, Technivorm, various size presses and many more brewers. |
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seedlings |
Posted on 10/29/2012 8:47 AM
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Quote John Despres wrote: I don't build my roasters at home. I just bring them home if I ever finish them... Aaahhh yes! Rule #0.5) Establish a hideout. CHAD Roaster: CoffeeAir II 2# DIY air roaster
Grinder: Vintage Grindmaster 500 Brewers: Vintage Cory DCU DCL, Aeropress, Press, Osaka Titanium pourover |
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Dan |
Posted on 10/29/2012 9:50 AM
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I don't know what the fuss is all about. In perspective, home coffee roasting and brewing is one of the safer, cheaper, quieter, and tastiest of hobbies. |
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Lawnmowerman |
Posted on 02/11/2016 11:29 AM
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Update: Rule# 11. Once I have found the "sweet spot", I will NOT get greedy. I will NOT attempt to increase capacity. Or any other mods which are remotely possible to alter the delicate balance that my roaster needs to maintain it's dynamics. To increase yield, a new roaster is in order.
Bad coffee prevails when good coffee roasters stand by and do nothing.
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